Should have gone to medical school

I totally should have gone to medical school, I tell you.

Maybe it's not too late.

I just received a statement from an appointment last month. I went to the office, waited close to an hour, talked to the doctor for ten minutes, then left. The bill for my appointment is for $325.00.

Let's do the math, shall we?

($325 / 10 minutes) * (60 minutes / 1 hour) = $1950 / hour.

Nineteen hundred fifty dollars.

An hour.

I'm in the wrong profession.