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21 gun salute


"You know, they do this in the movies, but I don't know if it's correct. Only the president is supposed to get a 21 gun salute."


"Yeah. The vice president gets a 19 gun salute, and so on down the line."

"Are you jealous? Do you want a 21 gun salute?"


"Yeah? Maybe a 22 gun salute? How about 23?"

"Nah, I want a random cacophony."

"Okay, I'll arrange that."