Little off the top

I cut my hair two nights ago.

I do this more often than I probably should, this cutting of the hair. Usually I cut just my bangs, but sometimes I decide, for some reason I haven't quite figured out, that cutting more than just the bangs would be a good idea.

Like two nights ago.

Usually I do okay. Usually I trim the right amount. Usually I don't mess up too badly.

Not this time.

I think I accidently cut myself a mullet.