Words of wisdom from my female friends

Here are the pearls of wisdom I received at my bachelorette party from my female friends. It's been a long time since the party. Lisa hosted it. It was a great party.

• The way to a man's heart is through is stomach
• Life is funny. Laugh together often.
• Make sure you each have "alone time." Very important!
• Be selective about the sentimental items from his past that you allow him to keep.
• Hiring a cleaning person will help you maintain a happy, healthy marriage.
• His favorite move is "plaid schoolbus." Trust me.
• Smooch often!
• Don't argue over dirty dishes.
• Hire a cleaning lady!
• Talk about it! (Don't mind-read - ask!)
• Keep track of your underwear!
• Don't surface too quickly.
• Sing like no one is listening.
  Love like you'll never be hurt.
  Dance like no one is watching.
  Live like heaven on Earth.
• Be comfortable enough to fart in his presense. But don't abuse the privilege.
• Always remember your love will help you overcome any obstacle between you and Kris.
• I'll give you some advice for your man,
  Let him scrub every dish, cup and pan.
  When it comes to your cooch,
  Don't be a mooch,
  Let him linger as long as he can.
• Argue naked.
• Hold hands every day.
• Happiness is a pedicure after an ultimate tournament. Happy feet equals a happy marriage.
• Always make time for at least one date night a week.
• Surprise each other!