Tournaments and breasts
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Written with a loving hand by kitt some time around 23:36 on 7 May 2005
So, what is it with tournament and my breasts? Every tournament I seem to go to (certainly for the last 5 years) seems to coincide with my breasts being swollen. I don't get it. Either I'm swollen the weekend before and don't menstruate until a week after the tournament, or they balloon up on Tuesday and hurt hurt hurt on Saturday morning.
Argh!
Why can't I go back to 16 and my first, 21 with my second and 23 for my third? A life without menstruations, swollen breasts, mood swings (not that those ever happen, right?) is a pleasant life indeed.
Of course, losing 20 pounds is one way to get there, but not a pleasant road to travel.
In the meantime, I need to make sure my hucks don't slap my right breast first.
Smack!