Finally?

After working far too many hours than is sane for any one person to work on an LDAP project, we (where we equals the most patient person I have EVER met and I) finally succeeded in forcing Drupal to use an existing LDAP server, having imported over 10000 users into that LDAP server, including updated passwords and, hey, their first and last name, having known neither for 6000 of those users.

To say I am relieved at this success doesn't do the word "relieved" justice. I mean, this is better than the twenty-third best orgasm in my life. Yeah, yeah, there are thirteen better ones that this LDAP success, gimme a break.