Give up baseball?

"Who wrote this crap? Who in his right mind would ask a woman to give up everything she is, everything she loves, the very essence of her being, for him? I mean, how could you even ask that of someone?"

"Well, you start out with, 'Hey, bee-yotch!'"

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"Wait a second. You mean, if I asked, you'd give up baseball?"

"Baseball?"

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