They make these things?

I'm a member of two Freecycling groups. Usually I just skip the subject lines of the emails I receive from these groups, then delete the emails. If I happen to have a requested WANTED item, and I'm no longer using it, I'll usually donate the item to the poster.

This request, however, caught my attention:

Date:    Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:10:00 -0000
From:    Beth <freecycler@notreally.tld>
To:      somefree-cycle-group-im-in@yahoogroups
Subject: [Freecycle] WANTED: Diaper wipe warmer

A diaper wipe warmer. A freaking warmer for diaper wipes. Because your kid's ass should never know the touch of a cool breeze? Because your child actually doesn't enjoy a gentle breeze on his private parts (and if you didn't catch that reference, go back and re-read Harry Potter book 4)?

Come on people, stop creating a generation of wusses. Use cold diaper wipes. IT'S OKAY.

If you still cannot bear the thought of a cold diaper wipe on your kid's butt, warm it up yourself. Stick the package down your shirt and arrange it under your arm to warm it up.

Oh wait. If your kid can't have the touch of cold, you must be a wuss, too.